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donald trump comes to england to visit the queen.
he enters buckingham pallace and goes right up to queen elizabeth
he address the queen by saying,
hello, your majesty. I am donald trump, president of the united states of america, and as president, I'd like to change how the USA is seen by others.
the queen asks him, and what do you have in mind, mr trump?
trump says, well, I would like to catigorize the USA as a kingdom.
the queen says, well, i'm sorry, but to be a kingdom, their would need to be a king ruling, and you sir, are not a king.
trump things for a while and then says, what about a principality?
the queen says again, to be a principality, you would need to be a prince, and i'm sorry sir, you are not a prince.
silence again
finally trump breaks the silence and asks the queen, do you have any ideas, your majesty?
the queen, who is now really annoyed by this says, well, sir, why not just call it a country?
A very old, old joke, but certainly apt for the current regime.
Very old, but also very apt given the renewed context. Thanks for sharing!